This has to be one of the most clever emails I’ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
Instead of forwarding it with all of the spam crapware that came with it, I stripped out the crapware that is so common in these mass-forwarded jokes and […]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS […]

#1: The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
In 1957 the respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers […]

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

This is what happens when you forget to respect animals…

snake bite on the nose - kewego
On National Geographic, animal expert Brady Barr is attacked by a wild snake.

I came out of a convenience store the other day and some seedy looking guy walks up to me and holds up a little sign:   
“DEAF & DUMB… Can you spare $10?”   
Wow! What happened to a dollar or 2? So I reached into my pocket for my wallet, opened it, took out a folded […]

“GOOD morning, ladies and gentlemen. We are delighted to welcome you aboard Vexation Airways, the airline that tells it like it is. Please ensure that your seat belt is fastened, your seat back is upright and your tray-table is stowed. At Vexation Airways, your safety is our first priority. Actually, that is not quite true: […]

An elderly gentleman approached the Marine guard outside the White House and clearly stated, “I want to speak with President Hillary Rodham Clinton, please.”
The Marine responded, “Sir, Hillary Rodham Clinton is not President of the United States and she does not reside here.” The elderly gentleman left.
The next day, the same elderly man approached the […]